Attractive Box For Rent

THIS SPACE FOR RENT.

OWNER FACING FORECLOSURE.

WRITER MENTALLY BANKUPT.

GOING CHEAP

We believe the writer fled in the middle of the night. She must have left in a hurry because there was a glass of water and the smell of marajuana in the air. The place is quite nice, cheerful and loaded with sarcasm and puns. All it really needs is a good paint job and maybe upgrade the electrical box. There's a good amount of half started entries, some have legs. Some were written under the influence and would only make sense to a llama. There is plenty of room to add on:

Are you a wife and mother with young children?
Do you adore your beautiful young children?
Do you sometimes think your beautiful children are assholes?
Do you kind of suck at being a housewife but rock being a wife?
Do you like to make people laugh?
Do you have the discipline to sit down and write?

If you fit this description, fuck off, she'll be back soon.