Monday, March 28, 2011

Attractive Box For Rent



THIS SPACE FOR RENT.

OWNER FACING FORECLOSURE.

WRITER MENTALLY BANKUPT.

GOING CHEAP


We believe the writer fled in the middle of the night. She must have left in a hurry because there was a glass of water and the smell of marajuana in the air. The place is quite nice, cheerful and loaded with sarcasm and puns. All it really needs is a good paint job and maybe upgrade the electrical box. There's a good amount of half started entries, some have legs. Some were written under the influence and would only make sense to a llama. There is plenty of room to add on:

Are you a wife and mother with young children?
Do you adore your beautiful young children?
Do you sometimes think your beautiful children are assholes?
Do you kind of suck at being a housewife but rock being a wife?
Do you like to make people laugh?
Do you have the discipline to sit down and write?

If you fit this description, fuck off, she'll be back soon.







10 comments:

Usedtobeme said...

Beautiful post! My sentiments exactly.

Why Is Daddy Crying said...

you forgot to add the smell of a 40-year-old house wife having just had sex with a wet soggy Big Foot. It's only the end of March & you've done two blog posts this year. You're on a roll!!

Anonymous said...

Spelled 'foreclosure' wrong.

The Nutter Sisters said...

That is funny writing there Sweet Ass Hoochie Mama! Thanks for giving this ADD Mom another reason so not fold laundry. :)

~ Helen Nutter

Elizabeth Newlin said...

There is brilliance in madness, right? I always think my best posts come at my most mad times. This one seems to fit that category. :D

Murr Brewster said...

About your sidebar. I don't want to pee more. I want to pee just the right amount but all at once and not just here and there when I have to sneeze or stand up or something. I want to know I'm done when I'm still on the toilet and not a few minutes later. That is all.

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Anonymous said...

I have missed your snarkness but I am glad I popped by and see it is still well intact. There is no doubt in my mind your box is the best. Tina @ Three In The Bed

yogurt said...

Yes yes yes!