Comments on Checking The Electrical Box.: I Have Big Breasts and I Can Not Lie

Wow. I could have written most of this post. I too...

2010-03-16T12:10:49.617-04:00

Wow. I could have written most of this post. I too have a very large set. 44DD if you really want to know. I have ALWAYS had large ones. I was in 6th grade and was pushing a C cup. Pretty mortifiying when you get cat calls at the age of 12 from men who are old enough to be your father.

It is a long running joke that if I get a breast reduction, my mom and sister are going to be on

Thank you so much for ending with a plug for BSEs!...

2010-02-15T03:10:29.471-05:00

Thank you so much for ending with a plug for BSEs! It's true, ladies. Someone nagged me to do a BSE (which I never did) at 36 and then I traded my boobs in for a cancer-free set of implants. But I'm alive. BSE's DO save lives, so don't be afraid of them. :) PSA over.

Love it. I am not a boob man myself... well, I do...

2010-01-22T11:28:26.891-05:00

Love it. I am not a boob man myself... well, I do like them, don't get me wrong. Well, this is not going well.... also, let's keep going with this idea. I am sure there are lots of "organs" that can be donated. Giggity.

As a mom whose boobs did a disappearing act postpa...

2010-01-22T11:22:42.461-05:00

As a mom whose boobs did a disappearing act postpartum, I'm feeling rather self conscious about my boobage (or lack of) at the moment. In fact (shameless plug coming up) I blogged about it last year http://survival4moms.com/2009/07/07/boobswhere/

I tend to hunch my shoulders to hide the fact that I am now boob deprived. We're never happy with our lot - but if you're

I also wish I'd appreciated them while they we...

2010-01-19T23:36:56.664-05:00

I also wish I'd appreciated them while they were perfect. Now they're on a slow race to the ground, and I just hope they don't make it their before I'm too senile to care.

“Big or small, I love’m all. Now put them on my fa...

2010-01-17T19:07:30.779-05:00

“Big or small, I love’m all. Now put them on my face.” Your husband and I share a philosophy. ROFLMFAO

I myself am amply endowed (thank you genetics) and wish I could donate some of my mammary goodness to those less fortunate. Especially when I'm in an F cup (as I am currently) and looking at the possibility of even higher alphabetical awfulness with the breastfeeding to come. I

I was endowed with decent sized boobage, too. It ...

2010-01-16T15:29:22.794-05:00

I was endowed with decent sized boobage, too. It won me many favors in my younger years, of the "pick a boyfriend, any boyfriend" variety. But these days? The older I get and the heavier they get? Not winning many favors.

I am now envious of the flat chested girls who use to envy me. I can't go braless anymore unless I want to experience horrified looks. Like they

Breastfeeding made me go from a C to an FF. I'...

2010-01-15T16:48:41.608-05:00

Breastfeeding made me go from a C to an FF. I'm glad I've gone back. I'm not sure I could cope with them being huge permanently. Luckily I have a good bum.

I loved my pregnancy breasts, they were huge and r...

2010-01-14T14:23:19.328-05:00

I loved my pregnancy breasts, they were huge and real which made them perfect. I would totally go for tit transplants to get that back. The augmentation is too fake. My husband, the sweet dude that he is, claims my tits are better than before the kids which I am choosing to believe. I have a full C small D but would love to be a full D and would be willing to pillage a dead woman's corpse to

Boob post kids are an entirely different species. ...

2010-01-14T12:59:33.429-05:00

Boob post kids are an entirely different species. Small or large, they are just never the same. Wish I would have appreciated mine more pre-babies. Sigh.

Carrying large breasts around can be a serious bur...

2010-01-14T12:06:02.510-05:00

Carrying large breasts around can be a serious burden, and I appreciate the trouble that it gives the Mrs. So much so, in fact, that I want to help.

I'll gladly hold them any time she's tired and needs a break.

Honestly though, big boobs are heavy, and though they can be good *and* bad, I've seen more benefit than beleaguer.

I shop in the children's department for bras. ...

2010-01-14T11:30:16.258-05:00

I shop in the children's department for bras. I've always wanted a breast transplant.

Boobs are overrated. I'll happily donate mine...

2010-01-14T11:05:36.292-05:00

Boobs are overrated. I'll happily donate mine.

By the by, have you ever noticed how many epic love stories start with a knight in shining armor screaming "nice tits" as he rescues the damsel from dragons?

I wish I had appreciated my breasts when they were...

2010-01-14T08:25:11.044-05:00

I wish I had appreciated my breasts when they were perky too. A friend of mine told me that I should get a breast reduction so I wouldn't look so fat. (What can I say? she's blunt) I told her my husband doesn't care how much weight I gain as long as my boobs keep getting bigger, and she looked appalled. That's what you get when you're a DDD and your friends are A's &

This is fantastic! I was a B until I had children...

2010-01-14T07:38:14.354-05:00

This is fantastic! I was a B until I had children. Evidently, when you have six kids over ten years, the boobies do not go back to a size B ever! I love mine, regardless of size.

Itty bitty titty committee here. I always thought...

2010-01-14T07:09:44.358-05:00

Itty bitty titty committee here. I always thought I wanted them bigger until I had my first child. Then I felt like Dolly Parton. It was uncomfortable. I couldn't lay on my stomach.

Now that I am older and way fatter they are some what bigger but hang. GAG. I could always pass the pencil test until about 4 years ago. Sniff

I am a member of the big boobies club too.... And...

2010-01-14T06:16:54.529-05:00

I am a member of the big boobies club too....

And my word verification is "jugher"....Nice!

As a 36AA woman of 48 who loves the one or two day...

2010-01-14T00:02:21.399-05:00

As a 36AA woman of 48 who loves the one or two days a month when they swell imperceptibly, I love your idea. Me and my chestier friends have always been pissed that we can't share the wealth and both be happy.

PS - Just discovered your blog today and I'm loving it. Keep the profanity-laced wisdom coming.

I just had to get the girls in for a remeasure bec...

2010-01-13T23:46:13.708-05:00

I just had to get the girls in for a remeasure because I've gained a few pounds. Turns out they've "evolved" to a 40DD. So I tell my husband this sad news (because you know, I've gained weight) and his response? "Wow, that's like every man's fantasy size!" That's right baby, I'm a walking dream. A dream with a back ache and a flabby stomach.

I was flat as an ironing board until I got pregnan...

2010-01-13T23:03:26.921-05:00

I was flat as an ironing board until I got pregnant, at which time my boobs blossomed into a lovely D-cup! But now after three kids, every time I quit nursing, they go back down to nothing. Only ... longer.

*sigh*

I'm pretty sure I said "nice knockers&quo...

2010-01-13T21:33:43.289-05:00

I'm pretty sure I said "nice knockers" when I yelled that at you!!! Boob transplants would be kick-ass in my book. I much prefer the real deal over the fake. But regardless.....I just love boobs. There I said it. Can I leave the confessional electric box now?!

As a DDD woman myself a tit transplant would be aw...

2010-01-13T21:33:29.024-05:00

As a DDD woman myself a tit transplant would be awesome!! the quote from ur hubby was awesome!!!