Comments on Checking The Electrical Box.: Get Out of My Dreams and into My Car

I don't think I've seen truck nutz. It...

2009-12-31T01:53:42.993-05:00

I don't think I've seen truck nutz. It's the mudd flaps with the nekkid woman poser silhouette that makes me want to off the truck, Thelma and Louise style.

It might be hard to give those parking lot pricks ...

2009-12-18T12:57:38.838-05:00

It might be hard to give those parking lot pricks chlamydia (without some serious dedication on your part) but maybe you could give their upholstery crabs? The idea of Braille sexting makes me plum giddy.

GIANT SHIT STAINED HORSE BALLS!!! That is as fun t...

2009-12-16T12:22:23.537-05:00

GIANT SHIT STAINED HORSE BALLS!!! That is as fun to yell as it sounds. I live in the south and the truck nuts are not the worst of it. Seriously. Besides I have seen a man drink coffee, talk on the phone, and read a paper while driving. Scarfuckingeee.

i have seen a fair amount of truck nutz and they a...

2009-12-12T23:15:42.094-05:00

i have seen a fair amount of truck nutz and they always seem to be hanging off the back hitch, so then the back hitch resembles a giant square anus. what kind of message are you trying to send, mr. macho man driving the giant pick up truck with the lift kit and supersized aggressive tires?

seeing a small dog in the driver's lap doesn't bother me too much, unless i also see the

If my dog had nuts I'd hang her out my car win...

2009-12-12T14:53:41.179-05:00

If my dog had nuts I'd hang her out my car window. That would be awesome.
Then I could call the other dudes fake and wannabees. Stupid nut-less dog...now I don't get to be cool.

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OK S.A.S. I fucking love your name.

2009-12-11T20:21:39.546-05:00

OK S.A.S. I fucking love your name.

Also from the south. It just now occurred to me th...

2009-12-11T19:35:16.644-05:00

Also from the south. It just now occurred to me that "Truck Nutz" aren't necessary to keep the car running. I thought cars came like that straight from the factory. Learn something new everyday

So many things about this post made me nearly suck...

2009-12-11T12:25:12.994-05:00

So many things about this post made me nearly suck RedBull into my brain as I thought, "I've ALWAYS noticed that too!" The doggy airbag. The pimping of rides. Next thing you know, the fucking driver's seat will be a Lazy Boy.

We have a truck, a pretty strong one, Silverado 3500 HD Diesel. There will never be a pair of truck nutz on the hitch. Or boobs on the back

While I have had the "privilege" of seei...

2009-12-10T08:57:47.062-05:00

While I have had the "privilege" of seeing Truck Nutz, I never knew they had a name. LMAO!

This is fantastic!!

bahahahaha truck nutz!! Now when my Great Dane wan...

2009-12-09T18:18:45.452-05:00

bahahahaha truck nutz!! Now when my Great Dane wants in the front seat I see nothing wrong with that!!!

i'm actually getting a pair of brass balls for...

2009-12-09T15:43:53.652-05:00

i'm actually getting a pair of brass balls for my dad's car, a merc e550.

i thought it would be fucking hilarious.

I'm thinking about designing a big ole giant p...

2009-12-09T15:26:24.159-05:00

I'm thinking about designing a big ole giant pink vag to hang on the back of the car. Because, obviously, "I Have A Vagina And I'm Not Afraid To Use It" Great Post!

I've said it before and I'll say it over a...

2009-12-09T09:34:48.710-05:00

I've said it before and I'll say it over and over again. Driving with CHILDREN in the car is more dangerous than anything else. I stand by this. Though I think that maybe if I saw Truck Nutz, I might be even more distracted than I am when I am searching for the right song on the CD, reaching behind me for a dropped sippy cup, yelling at my kids to keep their hands off of each other, and

ROFLMAO..... i am soo guilty of singing Rosanna a...

2009-12-08T18:49:18.356-05:00

ROFLMAO..... i am soo guilty of singing Rosanna at the top my lungs!!!! and have yet to lay my eyes on a set of those Truck Nutz (guess that would be the one and only positive thing of living in the North East)

tina
http://tinasinsanelife.blogspot.com/

If by funny you mean assholes, then yes. We are fu...

2009-12-08T18:09:42.861-05:00

If by funny you mean assholes, then yes. We are fucking HIGH-larious.

Thanks for all the comments lovers.

Truck Nutz... Americans can be so funny.

2009-12-08T17:12:38.153-05:00

Truck Nutz... Americans can be so funny.

*LOL @ the visual of a rat terrier rolling at 75 m...

2009-12-08T16:32:38.526-05:00

*LOL @ the visual of a rat terrier rolling at 75 mph. that's crazy. seriousness. i mean i let my mom's dog ride w/ me in the front seat. for like 100 feet when i'm too lazy to walk the kids to the bus stop in the rain or freezing ass cold.
*trucknutz=roflmao!! i can't say anymore.
*and what? halfpint's a whore? i didn't see you protecting her morality like that

As far as I'm concerned, the more dead dogs th...

2009-12-08T16:24:19.149-05:00

As far as I'm concerned, the more dead dogs the better. And if there's one thing missing from my mamma van with the "Ass, Gas or Grass" plate frame, it's some sagging blue balls. Thanks for the "tip" ;P
Kinda reminds me of Bikrims yoga, have you had the porn pleasure yet? Eveyone, including grandpa, is naked by the end of class. And it smells good too.

I'm so glad to say that I've never seen Tr...

2009-12-08T16:15:08.574-05:00

I'm so glad to say that I've never seen Truck Nutz....thank the Lord.

We don't have a TV in our car because we're too poor and because the kids are too amazed at the passing scenery to notice anything inside the car. They seriously don't sleep in the car EVER because they might miss something.

..."Wow, Mommy! That cloud looks like a potato!!!!!!&

I don't want lemon scented balls on my face .....

2009-12-08T12:50:41.810-05:00

I don't want lemon scented balls on my face ... now if they tasted like Lemon Zingers ... but that is a whole 'nother post...
I say, throw Fido in your lap, and then be the jackass that doesn't hold tight when I sling a tennis ball across the highway!

Looks like Pa Ingalls would have used hair product...

2009-12-08T12:12:50.666-05:00

Looks like Pa Ingalls would have used hair product over deoderant.

How is I never heard of Truck Nutz? The chlamydia ...

2009-12-08T10:22:18.660-05:00

How is I never heard of Truck Nutz? The chlamydia line is priceless.

I hate people who drive with their stupid dogs on ...

2009-12-08T10:12:55.120-05:00

I hate people who drive with their stupid dogs on their laps. Here in Deutschland it is illegal, and you can get fined something like, ¢5 per pound of dog. (So like, $10 a pound) They are actually supposed to be in the back seat, and restrained by a seatbelt harness thing, or behind one of those police car-esque fence whatchacallit.

I never could understand people who liked to have ...

2009-12-08T10:02:16.463-05:00

I never could understand people who liked to have sex while their driving.

Those truck nutz things drive me crazy. And when t...

2009-12-08T06:24:41.441-05:00

Those truck nutz things drive me crazy. And when they are in front of me, I just stare at them. I'm pretty sure it's a safety hazard!