Comments on Checking The Electrical Box.: The Vagina Manual

I loved this post. I was also unprepared. And this...

2010-01-17T21:19:30.315-05:00

I loved this post. I was also unprepared. And this? "* Your pussy does NOT have 9 lives so be careful who you share it with." Awesome.

OK. LOL - You are brilliant!! but I have said that...

2010-01-05T13:42:09.210-05:00

OK. LOL - You are brilliant!! but I have said that before.

Kegels... do they really work? I keep forgetting to do them, but in fact I think after 2 kids things change down there, if you know what I mean. I do not think my husband has shrunk so it surely must be me!

My mom NEVER discussed periods with me. I had it f...

2009-11-24T14:44:53.566-05:00

My mom NEVER discussed periods with me. I had it for 6 yrs before she ever found out that I had it. I vowed I wouldn't put my child through that. She's 6 and already knows about periods. I was 10 when I got mine, her dr said there's a good chance that she might get it earlier. Never hurts to be prepared.

Those are the best rules for vaginas I've ever rea...

2009-11-20T17:59:32.835-05:00

Those are the best rules for vaginas I've ever read!!! I will pass them on to all women!!!

This is great! gonna keep those rules in my purse...

2009-11-17T18:35:44.056-05:00

This is great! gonna keep those rules in my purse, so they are always with me.

Now I'm laughing my ass off. (Good thing. Haven't ...

2009-11-16T17:35:43.309-05:00

Now I'm laughing my ass off. (Good thing. Haven't been exercising lately.)

By the way - loved your comment at Momalom : "Keep passing open windows."

On my planet (Fred) - that's not depressing. It's reality. (Still chuckling. Can "ladies" chuckle? Screw it. Now I shall guffaw.)

Love all the comments pig-bitches. I'm doing Atkin...

2009-11-16T10:21:26.095-05:00

Love all the comments pig-bitches. I'm doing Atkins so I'll have "Keegles and Eggs."

Kegels with Bagels. Laughing my ass off. Daily Pla...

2009-11-15T19:22:08.588-05:00

Kegels with Bagels. Laughing my ass off. Daily Plate of Crazy, indeed. Wolfie rocks.

OK. So I read this post when you first, um, posted...

2009-11-15T16:10:57.377-05:00

OK. So I read this post when you first, um, posted it. And I love it. I think my damn kids prevented me from commenting the first time, but they're all plugged in and/or asleep right now, so ...
My daughter thought for a while that she was missing something b/c she doesn't have a penis like her older brother. I assured her this was not true. But she STILL refers to her "gina&

Discovered you this morning through Momalom. And w...

2009-11-15T15:26:59.953-05:00

Discovered you this morning through Momalom. And what a truly delightful and x-tatic discovery at that!

I have sons. However, educational matters were discussed early. Whle they don't have mysterious boxes, they seem more at ease catering to their equipment. (Perhaps because it's all so visible?)

As for we the women who bear and bare all... I say - kegels

I can totally remember being amazed by my vag in e...

2009-11-12T21:22:26.221-05:00

I can totally remember being amazed by my vag in elementary school. I remember when the nurse told us we could hold a mirror in front of it to look at it and I was all like DUHHHH, been doing that for years lady.

That was so funny. I remember being in the 3rd gr...

2009-11-09T15:39:07.034-05:00

That was so funny. I remember being in the 3rd grade or something and finding a tampon. I was curious about what it was. So I took it to mom and said, "What's this" She swiped it out of my hand and hid it under her leg and told me to never touch that again. (For the record it was UNused.)

Anyway, I eventually figured it out. Hate tampons to this day. I don't

I can picture the fights now: Man: Your off to th...

2009-11-08T22:58:09.307-05:00

I can picture the fights now:
Man: Your off to the hut.
Woman: But it isn’t time.
Man: The hell it isn’t.
Woman: Fuck you.
Man: See.
Man(on Phone): You don’t do take out? But I don’t have my own straight jacket.
Woman: Who are you talking to?
Man: No one.
Man (on phone): But she is cranky and irritable and has hot flashes.
Woman: Who the hell

I'm planning on making a 3 foot vagina to properly...

2009-11-07T20:50:25.347-05:00

I'm planning on making a 3 foot vagina to properly illustrate everything for my daughter. Nope. Not gonna scar her ONE BIT! NOT ME!

This was pure genius. I just learned about my peri...

2009-11-06T16:25:46.235-05:00

This was pure genius. I just learned about my period last month and I think that's a little late. But at least next month I'll be better prepared.

Ren 2 LOVE it. I'm gonna go a step further and add...

2009-11-05T18:48:58.629-05:00

Ren 2 LOVE it. I'm gonna go a step further and add peeing too. You know it slips out a little whenever you sit. Right?

Damn RM2, that is an excellent rule. I got my VERY...

2009-11-05T15:56:54.234-05:00

Damn RM2, that is an excellent rule.
I got my VERY OWN 1970's book.

I was born in the mid-80s. I'm pretty sure it is the same "This is your vagina, this your vagina bleeding." book that my mom was given.

I've seriously considered getting funds to start a...

2009-11-05T15:27:56.877-05:00

I've seriously considered getting funds to start a real Red Tent in town. My vision has a mandatory silence rule in the library. I could go on and on.... but I need to add a vagina rule:

-Shit BEFORE you put in a tampon.

~RM2

I heart you. I am so having the what's-happening-t...

2009-11-04T16:57:39.186-05:00

I heart you. I am so having the what's-happening-to-your-body talk with my daughter (currently 18 months old). My mom never did, I learned what I know from 4th grade, when they separated the boys & girls, and the girls got to send away for a sample pack of pads. Thank god I saved that sample pack, because it was like pulling teeth to get my mother to buy me tampons when I finally did

I am all for the Menstrual Hut! That is a fabulous...

2009-11-04T13:06:52.439-05:00

I am all for the Menstrual Hut! That is a fabulous idea!

My Menstrual Hut will have a giant salt lick in th...

2009-11-04T11:28:34.782-05:00

My Menstrual Hut will have a giant salt lick in the middle...

*unrolls then smooths out blue print*

Forget the hut, I'm all for the Menstrual Spa. Dr...

2009-11-04T11:04:50.174-05:00

Forget the hut, I'm all for the Menstrual Spa. Drinking champagne, pedicures, manicures, little bowls filled with PMS pills, boxes of chocolate at my disposal, massages, and wearing nothing but track pants, an old baggy t-shirt and no bra. Hell, I may never want to go home.

I don't get parents who don't talk to their childr...

2009-11-04T07:46:48.614-05:00

I don't get parents who don't talk to their children about this kind of stuff either. It's not rocket science or anything.

I started mine way before my two older sisters did...

2009-11-04T00:33:42.712-05:00

I started mine way before my two older sisters did. They both started when they were 16, me at 13, so my mom was even confused as to what was going on. Honestly she was, I thought I was bleeding out my butt. Then when she figured it out, she and my oldest sister's best friend sat around and told me stories of their periods. What a fun night!

Fabulous post. Vaginas everywhere thank you.

2009-11-03T23:52:00.967-05:00

Fabulous post. Vaginas everywhere thank you.