Comments on Checking The Electrical Box.: 38 is the New.......Whore?

I'm totally in the holding a dick with a monit...

2010-02-13T11:13:58.320-05:00

I'm totally in the holding a dick with a monitor stage.

that is,when I feel like holding a dick. Sometimes I'd rather hold the remote.

38 too and it in the same zone. It's lovely, b...

2010-01-21T13:15:53.597-05:00

38 too and it in the same zone. It's lovely, but like mother nature is standing there with a stopwatch screaming, "Go go go! Cause you only have a bou 10 years before your tits drop entirely to enjoy this phase!" At least that's what I hear.

"I’m not gonna bore you with the multitude of...

2010-01-13T16:42:20.058-05:00

"I’m not gonna bore you with the multitude of ways my children earned their black belts in cockblocking." This made me silently snicker and struggle to hold my pee in (so that my 7 year old wouldn't ask what I was laughing at).

Thanks for writing!

OK I am now utterly jealous of all of you. I am 38...

2010-01-05T13:48:53.741-05:00

OK I am now utterly jealous of all of you. I am 38 is the New... NUN!!

Let alone the double handing dick and monitor, there are so many things getting in the way, that I do not know where is the way these days. We have the extra pounds on the one hand, the sleep deprivation on the other and my lack of Kegels (see older post' comments)so it is the perfect combination for disaster..

Oh congrats to YOU. Sounds like a Happy New Year i...

2009-12-31T22:15:31.504-05:00

Oh congrats to YOU. Sounds like a Happy New Year is in your immediate future!

"blackbelts in cockblocking" -- I am la...

2009-12-31T01:46:55.124-05:00

"blackbelts in cockblocking" -- I am laughing my drooping ass off! (don't I wish?)

You are so right about kids sucking the libido right out the bedroom window. And the fear of making an unwanted kid, yes, thankfully a fading memory.

I was about your age when my husband got his vasextomy and I'm sure I kept my neighbors up nightly with my

Amen to the vasectomy. Stone Fox, don't hold ...

2009-12-27T19:25:22.134-05:00

Amen to the vasectomy.

Stone Fox, don't hold your breath.
I have 3 teens and they couldn't care less what we are doing in the bedroom, it's not getting between them and telling on each other or asking me for money.

ME (in response to my bedroom door flying open without so much as a knock):"what if we were having sex?" I shriek.

Thing One

Thanks for the laugh. The baby monitor/dick comme...

2009-12-26T08:16:24.577-05:00

Thanks for the laugh. The baby monitor/dick comment had me waking up my "baby" - who is 15.

I can only say one thing - sex with a man who can't get you preggers is FUCKING FANTASTIC!!!!

The baby monitor/dick comment is the best thing I&...

2009-12-25T14:59:06.505-05:00

The baby monitor/dick comment is the best thing I've read all day. And also why I had no libido when my kids were tiny.

i totally hear you about the dick in one hand, bab...

2009-12-25T00:49:40.716-05:00

i totally hear you about the dick in one hand, baby monitor in the other thing. you know that show Meerkats, when they hear a noise and their heads all pop up? that is what blowjobs are like when you have small kids. "was that the baby? did you hear that? i think the 4 year old is sneaking past our door" then you wait for about two minutes and get back at 'er only to pop your head

I'll see you in the coat room, lover. ~RM2

2009-12-24T16:52:55.741-05:00

I'll see you in the coat room, lover.

~RM2

The 'baby free fuck zone' comment just abo...

2009-12-24T14:43:54.142-05:00

The 'baby free fuck zone' comment just about made me pee myself laughing. Thanks for that.

I personally thinks sex in your 20's is highly over rated. 30's, 40's and beyond is where it's at. Because by then you finally know what the hell you're doing.

You luck duck! I want to be in the Baby Free Fuck ...

2009-12-24T14:07:16.800-05:00

You luck duck! I want to be in the Baby Free Fuck Zone. All I want for Xmas is botox and my hubby to get snipped! I forgot my pill last night so now I'm a total beyotch on this joyous Xmas Eve with cramps to boot. Fucking great! Merry Xmas to ya!

Ohhh yeah, the big "V" was what we did a...

2009-12-24T12:23:48.570-05:00

Ohhh yeah, the big "V" was what we did after we replaced ourselves. Thank goodness he agreed because that makes life much, much more easy.

I have the biggest girl crush on you. You are defi...

2009-12-24T11:21:41.441-05:00

I have the biggest girl crush on you. You are definitely added to my list of people I read while I pretend to work list.

dumbass ... you get the monitor with sound and lig...

2009-12-24T10:43:00.426-05:00

dumbass ... you get the monitor with sound and lights. Geez, its like you are an amateur! :)
But I am 32 and absolutely re-entering total psycho-sex-addict phase. I hope it lasts!

Hee hee! I've never had kids and my boobs stil...

2009-12-24T08:53:50.141-05:00

Hee hee! I've never had kids and my boobs still look like that. Ah. Oh well!

Hilarious! The baby monitor/dick comment - Yeah. I...

2009-12-24T00:35:48.040-05:00

Hilarious!
The baby monitor/dick comment - Yeah. I hear ya.
I say, go on with your sexy bad self! No worry about birth control? Kiddos sleeping through the night, in their own beds? Get it on!
I'm sure my husband would be jealous of yours, except for the whole snipping part. We haven't finished our baby-making yet, so that's not a topic in our house, but I will be