<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5400598657939467065.post6497534199096462488..comments</id><updated>2009-10-21T10:44:26.066-04:00</updated><category term='Humor'/><category term='children'/><category term='Flying'/><category term='Stay at home mom'/><category term='driving'/><category term='Lady GaGa'/><category term='Cougars'/><category term='eating'/><category term='Lifeguard'/><category term='Music'/><category term='Drugs'/><category term='Parenting'/><title type='text'>Comments on Checking The Electrical Box.: Delusions Part 1</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ieatmykidzsnacks.com/feeds/6497534199096462488/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400598657939467065/6497534199096462488/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ieatmykidzsnacks.com/2009/09/delusions-part-1.html'/><author><name>Lady Of The House</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17974721717486001320</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EFEBhOqwVb4/SrQWg-wM5NI/AAAAAAAAACA/dtpWQVZalb4/S220/electrical+box.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>11</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5400598657939467065.post-6784303330918066521</id><published>2009-10-21T10:44:26.066-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-21T10:44:26.066-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Exactly why I won&amp;#39;t trust a GPS :) I&amp;#39;ll se...</title><summary type='text'>Exactly why I won&amp;#39;t trust a GPS :) I&amp;#39;ll settle for getting lost and calling my dad lmao!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400598657939467065/6497534199096462488/comments/default/6784303330918066521'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400598657939467065/6497534199096462488/comments/default/6784303330918066521'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ieatmykidzsnacks.com/2009/09/delusions-part-1.html?showComment=1256136266066#c6784303330918066521' title=''/><author><name>Sarcastica</name><uri>http://sarcastica.org</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.ieatmykidzsnacks.com/2009/09/delusions-part-1.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5400598657939467065.post-6497534199096462488' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400598657939467065/posts/default/6497534199096462488' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-412752018'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5400598657939467065.post-5975884269690290624</id><published>2009-09-25T21:21:37.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-25T21:21:37.001-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Not that I doubted you or even accepted that bet, ...</title><summary type='text'>Not that I doubted you or even accepted that bet, to be clear, but IF I DID then I owe you twenty three fucking dollars! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As far as Gina the GPS Bitch, just bend her over already and show her who&amp;#39;s boss.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400598657939467065/6497534199096462488/comments/default/5975884269690290624'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400598657939467065/6497534199096462488/comments/default/5975884269690290624'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ieatmykidzsnacks.com/2009/09/delusions-part-1.html?showComment=1253928097001#c5975884269690290624' title=''/><author><name>Sarah</name><uri>http://momalom.com</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.ieatmykidzsnacks.com/2009/09/delusions-part-1.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5400598657939467065.post-6497534199096462488' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400598657939467065/posts/default/6497534199096462488' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-913828328'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5400598657939467065.post-553262143028464414</id><published>2009-09-25T17:02:45.780-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-25T17:02:45.780-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I threw my GPS out of the window....on the highway...</title><summary type='text'>I threw my GPS out of the window....on the highway.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400598657939467065/6497534199096462488/comments/default/553262143028464414'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400598657939467065/6497534199096462488/comments/default/553262143028464414'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ieatmykidzsnacks.com/2009/09/delusions-part-1.html?showComment=1253912565780#c553262143028464414' title=''/><author><name>Nel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16872386813420289704</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8Omt7t22QyE/SmsrR-TD5fI/AAAAAAAAABk/Hms9ghIKgSs/S220/4161_649643227897_29602100_38919319_5768685_n.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.ieatmykidzsnacks.com/2009/09/delusions-part-1.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5400598657939467065.post-6497534199096462488' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400598657939467065/posts/default/6497534199096462488' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-345866408'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5400598657939467065.post-2460201616515058433</id><published>2009-09-23T21:30:05.343-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-23T21:30:05.343-04:00</updated><title type='text'>i&amp;#39;m an old schooler also - well sort of 

i&amp;#3...</title><summary type='text'>i&amp;#39;m an old schooler also - well sort of &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i&amp;#39;m a mapquest then check yahoo maps then check one more, compare all three, pick the one with shortest arrival time, forget all three maps at home on kitchen table</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400598657939467065/6497534199096462488/comments/default/2460201616515058433'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400598657939467065/6497534199096462488/comments/default/2460201616515058433'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ieatmykidzsnacks.com/2009/09/delusions-part-1.html?showComment=1253755805343#c2460201616515058433' title=''/><author><name>SPEAKING FROM THE CRIB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00875665332513211981</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xuzAPfwRvdI/SqKxTNKgySI/AAAAAAAAAHw/V1E92jxxXX8/S220/5520_1179109993859_1111433134_568734_7754938_n.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.ieatmykidzsnacks.com/2009/09/delusions-part-1.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5400598657939467065.post-6497534199096462488' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400598657939467065/posts/default/6497534199096462488' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1614509236'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5400598657939467065.post-4229881472516978619</id><published>2009-09-23T21:03:55.870-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-23T21:03:55.870-04:00</updated><title type='text'>loves it phd. I do that with pretty much everythin...</title><summary type='text'>loves it phd. I do that with pretty much everything else. Shit, I suck.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400598657939467065/6497534199096462488/comments/default/4229881472516978619'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400598657939467065/6497534199096462488/comments/default/4229881472516978619'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ieatmykidzsnacks.com/2009/09/delusions-part-1.html?showComment=1253754235870#c4229881472516978619' title=''/><author><name>Lady Of The House Copyright 2009. All rights reserved</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17974721717486001320</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EFEBhOqwVb4/SrQWg-wM5NI/AAAAAAAAACA/dtpWQVZalb4/S220/electrical+box.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.ieatmykidzsnacks.com/2009/09/delusions-part-1.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5400598657939467065.post-6497534199096462488' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400598657939467065/posts/default/6497534199096462488' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-512690516'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5400598657939467065.post-8573448818758393482</id><published>2009-09-23T09:34:27.473-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-23T09:34:27.473-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I have a gps cellphone.  Dial husband and whimper....</title><summary type='text'>I have a gps cellphone.  Dial husband and whimper.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400598657939467065/6497534199096462488/comments/default/8573448818758393482'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400598657939467065/6497534199096462488/comments/default/8573448818758393482'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ieatmykidzsnacks.com/2009/09/delusions-part-1.html?showComment=1253712867473#c8573448818758393482' title=''/><author><name>phd in yogurtry</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13271891110211081990</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16542089657085936687'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RSMVZRZECdI/SqWPHXc_3GI/AAAAAAAABhY/lvtoe33uMAI/S220/AUG09.FrioRiver+025.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.ieatmykidzsnacks.com/2009/09/delusions-part-1.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5400598657939467065.post-6497534199096462488' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400598657939467065/posts/default/6497534199096462488' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1059796423'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5400598657939467065.post-6822192934606391683</id><published>2009-09-23T00:04:36.961-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-23T00:04:36.961-04:00</updated><title type='text'>We just need some time apart.</title><summary type='text'>We just need some time apart.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400598657939467065/6497534199096462488/comments/default/6822192934606391683'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400598657939467065/6497534199096462488/comments/default/6822192934606391683'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ieatmykidzsnacks.com/2009/09/delusions-part-1.html?showComment=1253678676961#c6822192934606391683' title=''/><author><name>Lady Of The House Copyright 2009. All rights reserved</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17974721717486001320</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EFEBhOqwVb4/SrQWg-wM5NI/AAAAAAAAACA/dtpWQVZalb4/S220/electrical+box.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.ieatmykidzsnacks.com/2009/09/delusions-part-1.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5400598657939467065.post-6497534199096462488' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400598657939467065/posts/default/6497534199096462488' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-512690516'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5400598657939467065.post-2973113946685673771</id><published>2009-09-22T00:09:21.565-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-22T00:09:21.565-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Look on the bright side! She hasn&amp;#39;t told you t...</title><summary type='text'>Look on the bright side! She hasn&amp;#39;t told you to drive into a river yet. Then you know it&amp;#39;s over...</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400598657939467065/6497534199096462488/comments/default/2973113946685673771'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400598657939467065/6497534199096462488/comments/default/2973113946685673771'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ieatmykidzsnacks.com/2009/09/delusions-part-1.html?showComment=1253592561565#c2973113946685673771' title=''/><author><name>12gViolet</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15144401394181695918</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02326922327801411035'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MOqGABzj2rU/SXPckM2-xFI/AAAAAAAAAAw/4ZJ-o5Fk6P0/S220/12gviolet_bg.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.ieatmykidzsnacks.com/2009/09/delusions-part-1.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5400598657939467065.post-6497534199096462488' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400598657939467065/posts/default/6497534199096462488' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-30935914'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5400598657939467065.post-8660806394019006723</id><published>2009-09-21T23:10:57.815-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-21T23:10:57.815-04:00</updated><title type='text'>ok love the Kenny Rogers ref.</title><summary type='text'>ok love the Kenny Rogers ref.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400598657939467065/6497534199096462488/comments/default/8660806394019006723'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400598657939467065/6497534199096462488/comments/default/8660806394019006723'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ieatmykidzsnacks.com/2009/09/delusions-part-1.html?showComment=1253589057815#c8660806394019006723' title=''/><author><name>Lady Of The House Copyright 2009. All rights reserved</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17974721717486001320</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EFEBhOqwVb4/SrQWg-wM5NI/AAAAAAAAACA/dtpWQVZalb4/S220/electrical+box.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.ieatmykidzsnacks.com/2009/09/delusions-part-1.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5400598657939467065.post-6497534199096462488' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400598657939467065/posts/default/6497534199096462488' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-512690516'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5400598657939467065.post-2891844899236082930</id><published>2009-09-21T17:29:05.455-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-21T17:29:05.455-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I&amp;#39;m old school. I just use my &amp;quot;instincts&amp;...</title><summary type='text'>I&amp;#39;m old school. I just use my &amp;quot;instincts&amp;quot;,get lost near street where the hookers hang out, then cry until someone calls the cops. Works every time.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400598657939467065/6497534199096462488/comments/default/2891844899236082930'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400598657939467065/6497534199096462488/comments/default/2891844899236082930'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ieatmykidzsnacks.com/2009/09/delusions-part-1.html?showComment=1253568545455#c2891844899236082930' title=''/><author><name>Wendi</name><uri>http://www.wendiaarons.com</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.ieatmykidzsnacks.com/2009/09/delusions-part-1.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5400598657939467065.post-6497534199096462488' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400598657939467065/posts/default/6497534199096462488' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-226585454'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5400598657939467065.post-6979660675284057154</id><published>2009-09-21T16:50:00.452-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-21T16:50:00.452-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Mine is named Lucille.  She picks &amp;#39;fine times ...</title><summary type='text'>Mine is named Lucille.  She picks &amp;#39;fine times to leave me&amp;#39; all the time.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400598657939467065/6497534199096462488/comments/default/6979660675284057154'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400598657939467065/6497534199096462488/comments/default/6979660675284057154'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ieatmykidzsnacks.com/2009/09/delusions-part-1.html?showComment=1253566200452#c6979660675284057154' title=''/><author><name>Laura.Hartle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13652602660416821583</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08295597765162101724'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.ieatmykidzsnacks.com/2009/09/delusions-part-1.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5400598657939467065.post-6497534199096462488' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400598657939467065/posts/default/6497534199096462488' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1352925557'/></entry></feed>
