Comments on Checking The Electrical Box.: Bitching for the Sake (the rice wine)

A fun game I used to play with my kids was: You h...

2012-01-05T20:10:06.405-05:00

A fun game I used to play with my kids was:

You have and hour to pick up these toys before I throw them all in garbage bags and drag them out to the curb.

2 of the girls would race around like maniacs picking up every single toy and putting in it's perfect place.

The middle child would throw herself on her bed and mourn her losses in advance.

I

I live in a huge mess. I try not to look. But my k...

2009-11-03T22:46:45.031-05:00

I live in a huge mess. I try not to look. But my kids keep their own rooms tidy - what the frikk is up with that??

Thanks for following and I can't wait to sit i...

2009-11-03T17:47:21.613-05:00

Thanks for following and I can't wait to sit in my own shit with all of you :)

Tis sentiment has been voiced but I feel compelled...

2009-11-03T15:30:55.381-05:00

Tis sentiment has been voiced but I feel compelled to repeat it: WTF is sesame allergy?! Imma gonna follow you so we will all be closer to wearing Depends together. You are all welcome.

picking up toys is the most cocksucking motherfuck...

2009-11-03T00:13:52.633-05:00

picking up toys is the most cocksucking motherfucking horrible job on the face of the planet. the only thing, the ONLY thing worse than picking up toys is stepping on toys.

the millisecond i feel a sharp pain on the bottom of my foot the steam shoots from my ears and i roar out a giant ball of fire.

fo'. realz.

my kids.. they know that when mama says, "

Playmobil is alternately my lover and my nemesis. ...

2009-11-02T17:50:47.598-05:00

Playmobil is alternately my lover and my nemesis. And food allergies *sighs* I'm so grateful for the lunch lady that I could make out with her.

I, too, am in an ongoing battle with Playmobil. I...

2009-11-02T12:19:39.461-05:00

I, too, am in an ongoing battle with Playmobil. It's most distressing when I want to play with the Castle Anthrax after Liam goes to bed, and I find that NONE of the knights has a helmet, only a handful have swords, and Zoot is missing her snood...

I love this line: She icily responded, "if yo...

2009-11-02T10:25:07.314-05:00

I love this line: She icily responded, "if you read the flyer you would know we have a sesame allergy in class."

How we're supposed to sort through 5000 sheets of colored paper that come home from school, I have no idea. Meanwhile all those smug teacher tree killers say things like, "It was in the summer packet." I'm sorry but I dozed off mid-way through the

First of all, Allergy-Free Lunch Hut is brilliant ...

2009-11-01T22:14:03.833-05:00

First of all, Allergy-Free Lunch Hut is brilliant and we should put together the business plan ASAP before someone steals your idea.

Second, when Seth was born, my brother (a parent of 3 himself) bought Max a "big brother" gift that had over 300 little pieces - I think it's called clicks? (A) It was 300 pieces - Yikes! (B) 10 months later, I now have a 10 month old who

I hate picking up toys, clothes, candy wrappers, p...

2009-11-01T21:34:18.695-05:00

I hate picking up toys, clothes, candy wrappers, paper, and/or any of the junk that my kids leave laying around. And Playmobil is of the devil. I hate all those tiny pieces.

you got to play with the pan? i only got to play w...

2009-11-01T21:06:02.895-05:00

you got to play with the pan? i only got to play with the lid.

smiles, bee
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I hope you enjoyed much sake, because the Fine Pri...

2009-11-01T21:00:56.386-05:00

I hope you enjoyed much sake, because the Fine Print is just never gonna end, is it? What about the damn Legos? And the fairy paraphernalia? And the crayons, markers, colored pencils that always are comingling?
And, really, sesame allergies? Really? I have NEVER heard this one. Never. And I'm one of those annoying ones who have a peanut allergy. Oh, Man. Hang in there.

I detest picking up toys! All the little pieces an...

2009-11-01T20:14:35.728-05:00

I detest picking up toys! All the little pieces and everything getting mixed up. I feel your pain.

My nieces have The Food Allergies Of Doom From Hel...

2009-11-01T19:45:56.036-05:00

My nieces have The Food Allergies Of Doom From Hell. Dairy, gluten, many grains (even I can't remember the entire list, and this shit is serious enough that I try), strawberries, peanuts, tomatoes (TOMATOES! Sweet Baby Jeebus), several seeds (including sesame and sunflower, and possibly flax if I remember correctly), one of them is intolerant to rice... I mean, holy crap, I'm surprised

Remember when we were growing up and our moms coul...

2009-11-01T19:45:15.135-05:00

Remember when we were growing up and our moms could send any ol' kind of food to school they wanted? I do. I miss that. Where the heck did "sesame" allergies come from anyway?

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